The most important words we'll ever utter are those words we say to ourselves, about ourselves, when we are by ourselves.
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
Assumption is the mother of all screw- ups.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiam.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
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