In my 40's, kept a dish of fragrant wax, those little tiny ones, on the TV where it was warm and they smelled so good. I was busy making clam did and knocked it off, had a Maltese so I scramble to pick every last one up. Finished the dip, put it in the fridg. when hubby got home he started snacking as asked me what kind of nuts was in the clam did, told him there were none, he kept eating and asked me again, showed me his teeth and they were coated in, GUESS WHAT?
Since that day he checks his food really good.
Have another funny one will tell you later.