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After Being Married For 44 Years, I Took A Careful Look At My Wife One
Dayand Said, 'honey, 44 Years Ago We Had A Cheap Apartment, A Cheap Car,
Slepton A Sofa Bed And Watched A 10-inch Black And White Tv, But I Got To
Sleepevery Night With A Hot 25-year-old Gal. Now I Have A $500,000.00 Home,
A $45,000.00 Car, Nice Big Bed And Plasma Screen Tv, But I'm Sleeping With
A 65-year-old Woman. It Seems To Me That You're Not Holding Up Your Side Of
Things.' My Wife Is A Very Reasonable Woman. She Told Me To Go Out And Find
A Hot25-year-old Gal And She Would Make Sure That I Would Once Again Be
Living In A Cheap Apartment, Driving A Cheap Car, Sleeping On A Sofa Bed
And Watching A 10-inch Black And White Tv. Aren't Older Women Great? They
Really Know How To Solve Your Mid-life Crises.