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Originally Posted by Sherry Lynn
So.. one time I was telling a girlfriend about it. She was a very prim and proper Southern gentlewoman, and in her slow Southern drawl she says "Why Sherry Lynn, you should just do what I do. When he puts that little napkin around my neck and lowers that chair... I reach over and grab his testicles... look him in the eye... and say 'Now we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?'... I've neeeevvvver had a problem!"
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LOLOLOL!!! I forgot all about that lil piece of advice for Amber - and I'm a southerner - although I'm far from prim and proper
So Amber, add this advice to the others you've received but move this one to NUMBER 1!!