A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush
restaurant and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging
her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you
know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took
to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago and I hear she
hasn't been sober since!
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person
could go on celebrating that long?"
