[DianaB]

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the h**l happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b***h up with cookies.
(Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -

Old age ain't no place for sissies ..
-Bette Davis-


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-


Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-


When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!


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