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Definition of Ugly
Definition of ugly..........
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
"Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
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The real measure of a woman's wealth is what she has invested in eternity. Linda aka 2tiredmom
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