Too spicy for my stomach, but they sound yummy!
My first husband's last name is Weiner. You can just imagine how Jessie was teased in school. She changed it "for professional reasons" when she started working. She used Jessica Leigh. (That's why all my girl dogs have the middle name Leigh).
When I started teaching, the kids would laugh at my name, so I started using Judy Bloom. Much better!
I was legally Judy Bloom, but I never trusted the Bd. of Ed. to keep all of my records in order if I changed it with them after I changed it back to Bloom. That is my maiden name.