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04-26-2009, 04:09 PM
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Spread the Stupidity
Only in America .........do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
________________________________ Only in America........do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ________________________________ Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ________________________________ Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. ________________________________ Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. ________________________________ Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. ________________________________ EVER WONDER ...... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ________________________________ Why can't womenput on mascara with their mouth closed? ________________________________ Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ________________________________ Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? ________________________________ Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ________________________________ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ________________________________ Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ________________________________ Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ________________________________ Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ________________________________ Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ________________________________ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ________________________________ You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! ________________________________ Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ________________________________ Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? ________________________________ If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ________________________________ If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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