A Strange Coincidence

DianaB · 11-12-2008, 05:25 PM

A STRANGE COINCIDENCE

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE." The woman gives him her license.

The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.

2tiredmom · 11-13-2008, 04:59 AM

Diana,
Thank you that is priceless........

Janet · 11-13-2008, 06:48 AM

That was so funny!!! spitting coffee at computer.gif

Tiramisu · 11-13-2008, 08:05 AM

HAHA

Dobie · 11-13-2008, 08:44 AM

Hee hee

judy · 11-13-2008, 02:19 PM

Cute Diana!

11-12-2008, 05:25 PM	#1
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	A Strange Coincidence A STRANGE COINCIDENCE An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING." The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE." The woman gives him her license. The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had." The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells. __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

11-13-2008, 04:59 AM	#2
2tiredmom Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,367	Diana, Thank you that is priceless........ __________________ The real measure of a woman's wealth is what she has invested in eternity. Linda aka 2tiredmom

11-13-2008, 06:48 AM	#3
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,625	That was so funny!!! spitting coffee at computer.gif __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

11-13-2008, 08:05 AM	#4
Tiramisu Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New Caney, Texas (outside Houston) Posts: 1,776	HAHA __________________ SANDY

11-13-2008, 02:19 PM	#6
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	Cute Diana! __________________ *Judy*

11-13-2008, 08:44 AM	#5
Dobie Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,075	Hee hee

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