Police Log of Sarasota, Florida ;) ROFL

Tink · 08-07-2007, 10:20 PM

This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.) > >

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, >found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. > >She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to >scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! > >Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They >got >out and ran like mad. > >The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags >into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken >that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and >then she realized why, .. it was for the same reason she had wondered >why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front >seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five >spaces farther down. > >She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to >report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't >stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale >men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as >white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a >large handgun. > >No charges were filed. > >

Moral of the story? > >If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable.

Passionfruition · 08-10-2007, 02:18 PM

HAHAHA, that's hilarious!

DianaB · 08-10-2007, 07:18 PM

I've heard this one before but it's just as funny now as it was the first time I heard it. Thanks, Tink!

judy · 08-15-2007, 02:18 PM

You go Granny! That's hysterical.

AngieDoogles · 08-15-2007, 02:27 PM

LOL! At least if that happened, you'd have a great story to tell!

08-07-2007, 10:20 PM	#1
Tink Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Rural Wisconsin Posts: 3,707	Police Log of Sarasota, Florida ;) ROFL This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.) > > An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, >found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. > >She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to >scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! > >Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They >got >out and ran like mad. > >The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags >into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken >that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and >then she realized why, .. it was for the same reason she had wondered >why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front >seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five >spaces farther down. > >She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to >report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't >stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale >men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as >white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a >large handgun. > >No charges were filed. > > Moral of the story? > >If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable. __________________ 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.' England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'

08-10-2007, 02:18 PM	#2
Passionfruition Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Berlin, Germany Posts: 492	HAHAHA, that's hilarious! __________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."- Dr. Seuss

08-10-2007, 07:18 PM	#3
DianaB Moderator Donating 4WT 13K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas Posts: 16,069	I've heard this one before but it's just as funny now as it was the first time I heard it. Thanks, Tink! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ Diana Baker ✞ You and I are friends....... Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up...... After I stop laughing!!!

08-15-2007, 02:18 PM	#4
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	You go Granny! That's hysterical. __________________ *Judy*

08-15-2007, 02:27 PM	#5
AngieDoogles Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,509	LOL! At least if that happened, you'd have a great story to tell! __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT

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