If you have sons!!!

[Janet]

For those of you who have sons & those of you who are happy that you don't

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4
inches deep.


2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.


3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.


4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.


5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan an is on. When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.


6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
ceiling fan.


7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too
late.


8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.


9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.


10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old
Boy.


11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.


12.) Super glue is forever.


13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
walk on water.


14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.


15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show
they do.


16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.


17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.


18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.


19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like
ovens.


20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.


21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.


22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.


23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.


24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or
without kids.


25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

[RLC12345678]

Oh GEEZ!!!!!!!! I beginning to feel happy that I grew up in a house full of girls!!!!! My poor dad has a wife, 3 daughters, and between all of us 4 yorkies!!!!!!! He never stood a chance!

[Ponyup]

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Me & my girl cousin tried this. Take my word for it they do not make good parachutes.

[Ponyup]

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan an is on. When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

I've done this one as an adult with my dogs squeakie ball. Hasn't broken anything yet, but really pisses my husband off.

[Janet]

You guys are so funny. I've gotten things caught in the ceiling fan, but have never thrown anything into it on purpose. I do enough goofey things without doing them on purpose!!!

[Taurus Babe]

That's too funny! I have a fear that I will end up having 4 boys when I decide to have children! I wouldn't be able to handle that, and I commend those of you who do!

[rivermom]

Originally Posted by Ponyup

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Me & my girl cousin tried this. Take my word for it they do not make good parachutes.

LMAO!!

[rivermom]

These are great! I have two sons, whew!

[Kimberley]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So THIS is what I have to look forward to!!!!!

[Janet]

Originally Posted by Kimberley

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So THIS is what I have to look forward to!!!!!

AND believe me, it will be the time of your life. I was raised around all the neighborhood boys, so I either kept up and did what they did or I was left out. Most of the times it was more fun to play with them than with my little girls friends.

[magnolia]

And a baseball bat is a great way to remove a loose tooth! Just ask my 16 year old. His brother, who's 13 now, hit him in the mouth several years ago and knocked out a loose baby tooth. It was purely accidental but you would've thought the world ended!! Couldn't find the tooth in the front yard and he was afraid the Tooth Fairy would not stop by as he didn't have the tooth. Have no fear, she did come by, left money, and found the tooth in the front yard And that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!

[Ponyup]

Originally Posted by magnolia

And a baseball bat is a great way to remove a loose tooth! Just ask my 16 year old. His brother, who's 13 now, hit him in the mouth several years ago and knocked out a loose baby tooth. It was purely accidental but you would've thought the world ended!! Couldn't find the tooth in the front yard and he was afraid the Tooth Fairy would not stop by as he didn't have the tooth. Have no fear, she did come by, left money, and found the tooth in the front yard And that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!

My brother hit me in the face with the baseball bat & broke my nose. I didn't get any money from the tooth fairy, but 10 years later I did get a nose job.