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09-11-2006, 07:49 AM
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The Rules!
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. 4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. 7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind at any given time. 9. The male must never change his mind without written consent from the female. 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female want him to be angry or upset. 12. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void. 13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm to the male. |
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09-11-2006, 07:54 AM
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This is cute.
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09-11-2006, 07:57 AM
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Hahahaha! My hubby 'gets' the rules. Any time something goes wrong, he always says, "That's my fault, right?" It could be an act of God and he'll still say that!
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09-11-2006, 08:56 AM
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LOL my hubby don't know what to do about the rules i have him so confused sometimes he doesn't know whether he's coning or going the poor guy. But it is fun to sit back and watch sometimes
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09-11-2006, 11:05 AM
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HAHA! I love it!
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09-11-2006, 11:55 AM
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LOL... i love it!!!
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09-12-2006, 06:06 AM
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Love these! At my rehearsal dinner, my dad told me "future husband" that there are 3 sentences with 3 words each that he needs to learn very quickly in order for our marriage to last. They are:
You are right. I am wrong. I love you. Isn't that cute?! 
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09-12-2006, 06:26 AM
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Those are cute. Wish my husband had been told that....LOL 
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09-12-2006, 05:53 PM
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09-13-2006, 04:52 AM
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Those are funny - and true!!! Rebecca, excellent advice your dad gave your new hubby and I know he's following them to a "T"
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09-13-2006, 05:16 AM
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I don't know any man more intelligent and gentle than our Dads!!! Sure miss mine!!
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