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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Indiana
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Definition of Ugly
Definition of ugly..........
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"? The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. "Why? Do you think they look alike?" "No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice"!
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