Strip Clubs

i wouldnt be happy if my partner wanted to go to one and i know he wouldnt like it if i did.
lucky that we dont really have that many in the uk and none near where we live and i know my partner wouldnt wanna go to one anyway, he would go red lol
and he doesnt like that kind of thing anyway.
but i must admitt if he did go to one i would make sure i went to a ladys night strip club just so he knows how it feels even though i cant think of anything worse than having some strange mans dangley bits pushed in my face lol