stupid questions/stupid answers

[goofywife]

I love the "where are you going ?" "to the store" "what store" "why do you need something" "no" "why do you need to know what store" "cause I might need something" "What store do you need something from, I'll stop there" "never mind, I'll go get, don't worry" "So why did ya bring it up"

After 13 years, its the same stores. Why do they ask?

[DianaB]

My husband and I will sit down to watch TV together and turn it on in the middle of a movie and it never fails that my husband will ask me, " So what's going on?" Duh, I've seen as much of the movie as he has!!!

Or I'll be at the very end of a movie and he'll sit down and want me to explain the whole movie for him. Why, so he can follow the last 5 minutes of it?

[goofywife]

Mine does that all the time!!

Originally Posted by DianaB

My husband and I will sit down to watch TV together and turn it on in the middle of a movie and it never fails that my husband will ask me, " So what's going on?" Duh, I've seen as much of the movie as he has!!!

Or I'll be at the very end of a movie and he'll sit down and want me to explain the whole movie for him. Why, so he can follow the last 5 minutes of it?

[blowry]

Well, I guess either I have A LOT of patience or I am the stupid one LOL! I don't get bothered by stupid questions..I will usually will give them a look and say
What did you ask me? Then they realize they could have figured it out themselves.
A teacher once told me that the only stupid question is the one that is not asked.

[Janet]

So true Brenda, but then again...your teacher probably never met my husband!!!

[blowry]

Originally Posted by Janet

So true Brenda, but then again...your teacher probably never met my husband!!!

LOL!

[DianaB]

Originally Posted by Janet

So true Brenda, but then again...your teacher probably never met my husband!!!

Janet, you crack me up!!!!

When I read this post I couldn't help but laugh...I was just talking to my DD the other day when she said she was trying to find the opportune time to use the bathroom ....trying to be discreet....she has a live in boyfriend.....she slips in when he's occupied with the neighbor.....then it comes... the tapping on the door & then the stupid ?..."What are you doing in there?" ...she yelled back..."Get away!!!... What the h*ll do you think I'm doing!!"....she was so embarrassed to come out...I cracked up when she told me this....

[AngieDoogles]

Originally Posted by Janet

So true Brenda, but then again...your teacher probably never met my husband!!!

LOL! Janet, you always make me smile (or laugh). Too funny!

[toodles]

WOW....do all men do this? my hubby does too and so does my bff's boyfriend! how annoying!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by DianaB

My husband and I will sit down to watch TV together and turn it on in the middle of a movie and it never fails that my husband will ask me, " So what's going on?" Duh, I've seen as much of the movie as he has!!!

Or I'll be at the very end of a movie and he'll sit down and want me to explain the whole movie for him. Why, so he can follow the last 5 minutes of it?

[mistyinca]

Originally Posted by goofywife

I love the "where are you going ?" "to the store" "what store" "why do you need something" "no" "why do you need to know what store" "cause I might need something" "What store do you need something from, I'll stop there" "never mind, I'll go get, don't worry" "So why did ya bring it up"

After 13 years, its the same stores. Why do they ask?

LOLOLOL!!! This is my husband.

"Dang it, Drew!...I'm goin' to the grocery store, and I would have been there and back by now if you'd just stop interrogating me!"

[Amber_lv]

LOL this thread is cracking me up!!!! I have to say i think my Hubby is the king of stupid questions!! he does the movie thing where he asks what's going on i'll be doing something that he can see plain as day and he'll ask me what i'm doing. when something is going on and i don't really know either he asks me what's going on it's like i know as much as you do i hate stupid questions my whole family is like that it drives me insane and yes i do scream when they ask them lol

just too funny I think I'm gonna really like this board this thread has me cracking up!

[Tink]

OMG can I SOO relate!

I will be in the kitchen making a meal... in walks hubby... who is hard of hearing, with dd on his heals. She will start telling us some story and hubby is getting coffee, pouring milk into it, etc. Finally hubby will turn to me and ask IN MID STORY "What is she talking about?" My response is "ASK HER!"
He seems to think my voice is the only one he can hear. I think if he'd pay attention rather than doning out, she wouldn't have to repeat herself. ARGGGG

or

Hubby will spread his paperwork out on the kitchen table, insist on quiet so he can concentrate to do it... then leave half of if laying there. So naturally after he leaves (drives off in his semi for several days on the road) we need the table and his paperwork gets put away. So at the end of the week he comes home and gets all riled up because it's not on the table where he left it! HE won't have used the table for 5-6 days, so seems to think we won't either! "

Where is it? Why was it moved? Do we do this just to drive him insane?" Sadly it's the same thing every week!

[AngieDoogles]

Originally Posted by Tink

OMG can I SOO relate!

I will be in the kitchen making a meal... in walks hubby... who is hard of hearing, with dd on his heals. She will start telling us some story and hubby is getting coffee, pouring milk into it, etc. Finally hubby will turn to me and ask IN MID STORY "What is she talking about?" My response is "ASK HER!"
He seems to think my voice is the only one he can hear. I think if he'd pay attention rather than doning out, she wouldn't have to repeat herself. ARGGGG

or

Hubby will spread his paperwork out on the kitchen table, insist on quiet so he can concentrate to do it... then leave half of if laying there. So naturally after he leaves (drives off in his semi for several days on the road) we need the table and his paperwork gets put away. So at the end of the week he comes home and gets all riled up because it's not on the table where he left it! HE won't have used the table for 5-6 days, so seems to think we won't either! "

Where is it? Why was it moved? Do we do this just to drive him insane?" Sadly it's the same thing every week!

Sounds like you have your hands full. lol.