Why women are happier...

katepoet · 10-19-2007, 03:01 PM

I see that what I typed in ms word came in with question marks instead of apostrophes, etc. How can I fix this - the edit command is not present.

DianaB · 10-19-2007, 04:50 PM

After you click on "Submit Reply" you only have 5 minutes to do any editing. Don't worry about it. I've seen some others that are like that.

judy · 10-21-2007, 11:56 AM

You get to buy as many pairs of shoes as you possibly can, because all women are genetically known to love shoes.

You can be a blond, a redhead, a brunette, salt and pepper, or green, all within one month.

You never have to shave anything. You can call yourself "an earth mother" and have hairy legs and pits. And....at menopause, you really don't have to shave if you don't want to. The hair really stops coming in.

You can be inconsiderate, bitchy, not do anything for anyone else, spend the day shopping, sleeping, or watching TV, all while eating chocolate. You blame this on going through puberty as a teens, PMS as a young woman, and menopause somewhere around 50.

After 50, anything you do that anyone has something to say about, you can blame on menopause.

If you do gain weight, you can always fatten up hubby and then he can't say a word about it!

Any wrinkle, crease or spot can now be gotten rid of with a simple injection, with nobody looking at you funny like they would at a man who did the same thing.

My all-time favorite - You can burn that candle at both ends. You can be totally at a loss when it comes to changing a tire, and move a mountain that same afternoon if you feel like it, while the guy who changed that tire is taking aleve for the back pain he has.

katepoet · 10-21-2007, 04:11 PM

Very funny, Judy!

AngieDoogles · 10-21-2007, 06:21 PM

How funny! Guess we do have it easier in some ways.

Mandy · 10-22-2007, 01:13 AM

LOL ~ it IS good to be a woman

judy · 10-22-2007, 07:48 AM

It really is! We have total control. If your man is not doing whatever, you just say, "Not tonight honey."

I love men, but I really think we do have it better. We have richer levels of feelings,
can easily have our needs met because we have more patience, and I just think it's more fun to be a female.

rivermom · 10-23-2007, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by judy

You get to buy as many pairs of shoes as you possibly can, because all women are genetically known to love shoes.

You can be a blond, a redhead, a brunette, salt and pepper, or green, all within one month.

You never have to shave anything. You can call yourself "an earth mother" and have hairy legs and pits. And....at menopause, you really don't have to shave if you don't want to. The hair really stops coming in.

You can be inconsiderate, bitchy, not do anything for anyone else, spend the day shopping, sleeping, or watching TV, all while eating chocolate. You blame this on going through puberty as a teens, PMS as a young woman, and menopause somewhere around 50.

After 50, anything you do that anyone has something to say about, you can blame on menopause.

If you do gain weight, you can always fatten up hubby and then he can't say a word about it!

Any wrinkle, crease or spot can now be gotten rid of with a simple injection, with nobody looking at you funny like they would at a man who did the same thing.

My all-time favorite - You can burn that candle at both ends. You can be totally at a loss when it comes to changing a tire, and move a mountain that same afternoon if you feel like it, while the guy who changed that tire is taking aleve for the back pain he has.

LOVE this!!!

katepoet · 10-23-2007, 03:04 PM

You can hug your best friend without suspicion of motive!

You canask for directions without losing face, and a GPS is a necessity not an expensive toy.

AngieDoogles · 10-29-2007, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katepoet

a GPS is a necessity not an expensive toy.

That is SO me! LOL! Brendon and I have already decided that as soon as I start work for the DCS I'm getting a GPS device since I HATE driving, especially to new places. For me, it IS a necessity!

Mandy · 10-29-2007, 12:07 PM

Xcuse my ignorence LOL... but whats a GPS

10-19-2007, 04:50 PM	#2
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10-21-2007, 11:56 AM	#3
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	You get to buy as many pairs of shoes as you possibly can, because all women are genetically known to love shoes. You can be a blond, a redhead, a brunette, salt and pepper, or green, all within one month. You never have to shave anything. You can call yourself "an earth mother" and have hairy legs and pits. And....at menopause, you really don't have to shave if you don't want to. The hair really stops coming in. You can be inconsiderate, bitchy, not do anything for anyone else, spend the day shopping, sleeping, or watching TV, all while eating chocolate. You blame this on going through puberty as a teens, PMS as a young woman, and menopause somewhere around 50. After 50, anything you do that anyone has something to say about, you can blame on menopause. If you do gain weight, you can always fatten up hubby and then he can't say a word about it! Any wrinkle, crease or spot can now be gotten rid of with a simple injection, with nobody looking at you funny like they would at a man who did the same thing. My all-time favorite - You can burn that candle at both ends. You can be totally at a loss when it comes to changing a tire, and move a mountain that same afternoon if you feel like it, while the guy who changed that tire is taking aleve for the back pain he has. __________________ *Judy*

10-21-2007, 06:21 PM	#5
AngieDoogles Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,509	How funny! Guess we do have it easier in some ways. __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~MT

10-22-2007, 01:13 AM	#6
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	LOL ~ it IS good to be a woman __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

10-22-2007, 07:48 AM	#7
judy Donating 4WT Yakker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, NY Posts: 8,097	It really is! We have total control. If your man is not doing whatever, you just say, "Not tonight honey." I love men, but I really think we do have it better. We have richer levels of feelings, can easily have our needs met because we have more patience, and I just think it's more fun to be a female. __________________ *Judy*

10-19-2007, 03:01 PM	#1
katepoet Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 992	I see that what I typed in ms word came in with question marks instead of apostrophes, etc. How can I fix this - the edit command is not present.

10-21-2007, 04:11 PM	#4
katepoet Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 992	Very funny, Judy!

10-23-2007, 03:04 PM	#9
katepoet Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 992	You can hug your best friend without suspicion of motive! You canask for directions without losing face, and a GPS is a necessity not an expensive toy.

10-29-2007, 12:07 PM	#11
Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	Xcuse my ignorence LOL... but whats a GPS __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

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