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ROFL Janet, good ones!
My ds actually told this one to his 80+ yr old ultra conservative grandma... Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. His dad and I about died... and she laughed so hard and told it to all her friends.
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I'm really glad you all liked it as much as I did!
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Good ones!
Here's a funny aging story - It's a true story! My 86 year old Aunt has a dear friend whose husband is 92 years old. He's pretty much deaf by now. Since he served in the army (WWII), he and his wife decided to go to the Veteran's Hospital to see about getting a free hearing aid. It wouldn't have helped, but where there's hope, there's life! They told him that he wasn't eligible yet, and to come back in 2 years. He replied, "Come back in 2 years? I'm 92 years old!" He had the whole place laughing, but went home without his free hearing aid.
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