|
|
 |
|
|
05-16-2008, 02:25 PM
|
#1 |
|
4WT 500 Club Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Tn
Posts: 1,646
  |
lol I have seen this before but forgot the punchline. Such a man thing to say!
__________________
 Traci
|
|
|
|
05-16-2008, 03:41 PM
|
#2 |
|
Moderator
Donating 4WT 18K Club Member 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: INDIANA
Posts: 21,625
 |
Well I hope the heck he has a high voice now!!!
__________________
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1 |
|
|
|
|
05-16-2008, 07:47 PM
|
#3 |
|
KAT'S KRAZY KORNER
Donating Member 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Chicago
Posts: 3,031
|
~Saturday~May 17th~Joke
Husbands Faults Husbands have only 2: Everything they say and everything they do. Husband: "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!" Wife: "No problem. I'll get you some that is." You really have to feel sorry for husbands. They were given a brain and reproductive machinery but only enough blood to run one at a time.
__________________
A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should.  Kat
|
|
|
|
|
05-17-2008, 10:54 AM
|
#4 | |
|
Moderator
Donating 4WT 13K Club Member 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Kansas
Posts: 16,069
|
Quote:
 Don't tell my husband that I laughed at this one!!!Tink, I loved your joke too!!! I wondered what those teddy bears were for!!! |
|
|
|
|
|
05-18-2008, 03:36 AM
|
#5 |
|
KAT'S KRAZY KORNER
Donating Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Chicago
Posts: 3,031
|
Sunday Joke
Sunday~May 18th~Joke
The teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" "NO!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?" Again, the answer was "NO!" "Well," she continued, "then how can I get to heaven?" In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
__________________
A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Kat
|
|
|
|
|
05-18-2008, 04:31 AM
|
#6 |
|
Donating 4WT 2000 Club Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Texas
Posts: 4,907
|
Good on, Kat!!! LOLOL
__________________
 Marilyn If anyone would like a free Bible Study CD or book entitled "Searching for Truth", PM me with your mailing address and I'll send you one. "And you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free." John 8:32
|
|
|
|
|
05-18-2008, 05:36 AM
|
#7 |
|
Donating 4WT Yakker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Denver, NY
Posts: 8,097
|
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
__________________
Judy     |
|
|
|
|
05-18-2008, 05:47 AM
|
#8 |
|
4WT 500 Club Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,409
|
That's a great one Judy!!!
__________________
 ~Debbie~ 
|
|
|
|
 |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
