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07-22-2008, 02:01 PM
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Chuck growing up
Young Chuck, moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'
Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a net profit of $898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Chuck grew up and works for the government.
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07-22-2008, 02:50 PM
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Chuck is really my son, Kevin....when he was about 6 he was at the community pool and he went to the snack shack and bought 50 cent candies. Then he went around the pool selling them for a dollar!
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07-22-2008, 07:24 PM
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LOL...Teri, sounds like something my son would do...and he does at scout camp. Buys snacks in bulk at Sam's Club and then sells them.
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07-23-2008, 09:06 AM
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I'd never think of an idea like that. LOL
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07-23-2008, 10:47 AM
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I don't know where you get them, Tink, but you sure have some good ones!!!!
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07-25-2008, 06:29 AM
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