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11-08-2008, 03:43 PM
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Don't mess with Seniors!!!
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.' 'Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her. 'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously. 'YES!!' stated the waitress. 'I'll take the special then.' my wife said. 'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked. 'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
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11-08-2008, 03:45 PM
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Funny, but near as funny as the horse story....I'm still laughing!!!
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11-09-2008, 05:26 AM
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What a brilliant lady!!!!!!!! Will have to remember this one!!!
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11-11-2008, 03:39 PM
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That's funny - good one!
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11-12-2008, 05:25 AM
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That is a cute one. Will have to pass that on to my senior friends. LOL
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