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	Advanced BASIC Small crowd Pretty ugly Twelve-ounce pound cake diet ice cream Exact estimate  | 
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			things that make you go hmmmmm
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			LOL those are great!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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			Good ones LOL
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Too funny!     My husband ALWAYS says "It's exactly the same but only different".   I can't help but give him this cross-eyed look whenever he does, LOL.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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			Don't forget... Jumbo Shrimp....  Military Intelligence..... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
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 OOOHH good ones...anyone else think of any? How about tiny bit big  | 
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			Try this website. It is the "largest list of oxymorons ever collected." They are really funny!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Here are the TOP 20 from that website I just posted: 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			20. Government Organization 19. Alone Together 18. Personal Computer 17. Silent Scream 16. Living Dead 15. Same Difference 14. Taped Live 13. Plastic Glasses 12. Tight Slacks 11. Peace Force 10. Pretty Ugly 9. Head Butt 8. Working Vacation 7. Tax Return 6. Virtual Reality 5. Dodge Ram 4. Work Party 3. Jumbo Shrimp 2. Healthy Tan 1. Microsoft Works 
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			Those are good, now I'll have to check the site out.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I use 'same difference' all the time... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	  That website had some great ones!  | 
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