Children in Church........

[JJJ]

A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am."

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A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."



Those two are my favorite. Kids are something else

[judy]

These are adorable!

Here's one that's true....Several Easters ago, we were in church with Mackenzie.
She was around four years old. The priest got to the part of the sermon telling about how Jesus died for our sins, and then rose up again, Mackenzie's little voice could be heard over the quiet, saying with great shock in her voice, "God is dead?"

We quickly told her that he was not dead, but you could hear the suppressed laughter throughout the church!