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03-11-2007, 05:54 AM
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The Outhouse
The Outhouse
The service station was slow The owner sat around, With sharpened knife and ceder stick Piled shavings on the ground. No modern facilities had they, The log across the rill Led to a shack, marked His and Hers That sat against the hill. "Where is the ladies restrooom, sir?" The owner leaning back, Said not a word but whittled on, And nodded toward the shack. With quickened step she entered there But only stayed a minute, Until she screamed, just like a snake Or spider might be in it. With startled look and beet-red face She bounded through the door, And headed quickly for the car Just like three gals before. She missed the foot log - jumped the stream The owner gave a shout. As her silk stockings, down at her knees Caught on a sassafras srpout. She tripped and fell - got up, and then In obvious disgust, Ran to the car, stepped on the gas, And faded in the dust. Of course we all desired to know What made the gals all do The things they did, and then we found The whittling onwer new. A speaking system he'd devised, To make the thing complete, He tied a speaker on the wall Beneith the toilet seat. He'd wait until the gals got set And then the devilish tyke, Would stop his whittling long enough, To speak into the mike. And as she sat, a voice below Struck terror, fright and fear, "Will you please use the other hole, We're painting under here!"
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03-11-2007, 06:34 AM
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OMG too funny!! cute one...lol
 
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03-11-2007, 07:32 AM
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Oh my!!!! Could this thread be any funnier??
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03-11-2007, 09:15 AM
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Sheryl, that is hilarious!!!!
 There use to be a song about an outhouse...I can't remember exactly how it goes, but when I was little we had it on a 45 rpm. We use to play it and laugh all the time. I'll have to see if Mom still has it or if my brothers remember it.
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03-11-2007, 09:47 AM
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Sheryl, that was really cute!! We have a small town near-by, Longton, I think, that decorates outhouses around town and they have a celebration day. I think that it's in the spring but I'm not sure. They had one that had an airconditioner and a tv antenna!
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03-12-2007, 01:41 AM
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LMAO!!!! I'll never take my loo for granted again!
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03-12-2007, 05:00 AM
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I know Mandy, me too! It's been days now and I still laugh when I sit down on the potty and see the waste basket. I can't help but giggle. (sorry Janet)
It's just amazing how a thread about toilets can go on and on and on. LMAO! 
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