If you have sons!!!

Ponyup · 09-20-2006, 06:55 AM

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Me & my girl cousin tried this. Take my word for it they do not make good parachutes.

Ponyup · 09-20-2006, 06:56 AM

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan an is on. When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

I've done this one as an adult with my dogs squeakie ball. Hasn't broken anything yet, but really pisses my husband off.

Janet · 09-20-2006, 07:12 AM

You guys are so funny. I've gotten things caught in the ceiling fan, but have never thrown anything into it on purpose. I do enough goofey things without doing them on purpose!!!

Taurus Babe · 09-20-2006, 07:19 AM

That's too funny! I have a fear that I will end up having 4 boys when I decide to have children! I wouldn't be able to handle that, and I commend those of you who do!

Janet · 09-22-2006, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Taurus Babe

That's too funny! I have a fear that I will end up having 4 boys when I decide to have children! I wouldn't be able to handle that, and I commend those of you who do!

Don't fear it at all, raising a son has been and is great!! I would be afraid I'd pass all my insecurities on to a daughter. Maybe that's why God blessed me with a son.....LOL

rivermom · 09-22-2006, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Janet

Don't fear it at all, raising a son has been and is great!! I would be afraid I'd pass all my insecurities on to a daughter. Maybe that's why God blessed me with a son.....LOL

Janet, in all your posts when you refer to your son, I can truly see you both have such a bond. You are so very lucky and blessed to have the relationship which you do.

Janet · 09-22-2006, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by rivermom

Janet, in all your posts when you refer to your son, I can truly see you both have such a bond. You are so very lucky and blessed to have the relationship which you do.

That is so sweet for you to say. We do have a very strong bond. We like doing a lot of things together. He and his dad do the Scout thing, vehicle thing and outdoor four-wheelering. He and I well, we laugh together so much, he has a great sense of humor, he likes shopping with me, and I have more fun shopping with him than anyone I've ever gone with. We like cooking together and sometimes end up with more on us and on the floor but having the greatest time. I always felt things can be cleaned up and ourselves too, but the feeling of sharing a great time is there for a lifetime.

rivermom · 09-20-2006, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Ponyup

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Me & my girl cousin tried this. Take my word for it they do not make good parachutes.

LMAO!!

rivermom · 09-20-2006, 07:34 AM

These are great! I have two sons, whew!

Kimberley · 09-20-2006, 07:35 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So THIS is what I have to look forward to!!!!!

Janet · 09-22-2006, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimberley

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So THIS is what I have to look forward to!!!!!

AND believe me, it will be the time of your life. I was raised around all the neighborhood boys, so I either kept up and did what they did or I was left out. Most of the times it was more fun to play with them than with my little girls friends.

magnolia · 09-20-2006, 07:37 AM

And a baseball bat is a great way to remove a loose tooth! Just ask my 16 year old. His brother, who's 13 now, hit him in the mouth several years ago and knocked out a loose baby tooth. It was purely accidental but you would've thought the world ended!! Couldn't find the tooth in the front yard and he was afraid the Tooth Fairy would not stop by as he didn't have the tooth. Have no fear, she did come by, left money, and found the tooth in the front yard

And that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!

Ponyup · 09-20-2006, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by magnolia

And a baseball bat is a great way to remove a loose tooth! Just ask my 16 year old. His brother, who's 13 now, hit him in the mouth several years ago and knocked out a loose baby tooth. It was purely accidental but you would've thought the world ended!! Couldn't find the tooth in the front yard and he was afraid the Tooth Fairy would not stop by as he didn't have the tooth. Have no fear, she did come by, left money, and found the tooth in the front yard

And that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!

My brother hit me in the face with the baseball bat & broke my nose. I didn't get any money from the tooth fairy, but 10 years later I did get a nose job.

Amber_lv · 09-20-2006, 08:25 AM

OMG i have 2 boys and this is so funny i also have a cousin who when he was 5 lit the house on fire i will tel you these are so true lol! Thanks for sharing i really enjoyed them!

Mandy · 09-20-2006, 08:31 AM

LOL! I enjoyed reading this

09-20-2006, 07:12 AM	#3
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,625	You guys are so funny. I've gotten things caught in the ceiling fan, but have never thrown anything into it on purpose. I do enough goofey things without doing them on purpose!!! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

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Taurus Babe Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 668	That's too funny! I have a fear that I will end up having 4 boys when I decide to have children! I wouldn't be able to handle that, and I commend those of you who do! __________________ Taurus Babe aka Thorsmomma

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Kimberley Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Lone Star State Posts: 671	ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So THIS is what I have to look forward to!!!!! __________________ Kimberley "If you can read this, thank a teacher and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

09-20-2006, 07:37 AM	#12
magnolia Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mississippi Posts: 482	And a baseball bat is a great way to remove a loose tooth! Just ask my 16 year old. His brother, who's 13 now, hit him in the mouth several years ago and knocked out a loose baby tooth. It was purely accidental but you would've thought the world ended!! Couldn't find the tooth in the front yard and he was afraid the Tooth Fairy would not stop by as he didn't have the tooth. Have no fear, she did come by, left money, and found the tooth in the front yard And that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!! __________________ Suzi "Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been"....Jimmy Buffett

09-20-2006, 06:55 AM	#1
Ponyup Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 659	16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. Me & my girl cousin tried this. Take my word for it they do not make good parachutes.

09-20-2006, 06:56 AM	#2
Ponyup Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 659	5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan an is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. I've done this one as an adult with my dogs squeakie ball. Hasn't broken anything yet, but really pisses my husband off.

09-20-2006, 08:25 AM	#14
Amber_lv Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Salt Lake Posts: 983	OMG i have 2 boys and this is so funny i also have a cousin who when he was 5 lit the house on fire i will tel you these are so true lol! Thanks for sharing i really enjoyed them! __________________ Peeka-Boo-Daisy-Designs for all your doggy clothing needs Peeka's Myspace Daisy's Myspace

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Mandy Donating 4WT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Who cares! Posts: 4,587	LOL! I enjoyed reading this __________________ Many people will walk in and out your life, but only true friends leave footprints!

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