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Funny Quote for the Day.
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 The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", "Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. - George Carlin
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04-30-2008, 01:52 PM
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XD I love it!
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Teeheehee good one!
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I've never thought about it but I guess that the Ten Commandments would really step on their toes!!!!!
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04-30-2008, 08:20 PM
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Quote~Thursday~ May 1st
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
- Jack Benny
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I used to love Jack Benny....I could hear him saying that in my head! Very funny!
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05-01-2008, 06:17 PM
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Friday~May 2nd~Funny Quote
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. -- Elayne Boosler
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Saturday~May 3rd~Quote of the Day
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger
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05-03-2008, 03:23 AM
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These quotes have been so cute, funny, and true!!!...LOL
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05-03-2008, 06:11 PM
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Sunday~May 4th~ Quote of the Day
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. Jack Benny
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05-03-2008, 07:35 PM
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Those are great Kat! Thanks for making my day brighter...every day!
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I'm really liking these quotes Kat. Can there be anyone wiser than Jack Benny?...
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Great quotes - keep them coming!
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