Joke of the Day

[Janet]

I love these!!!!

[katcarasella]

~Monday~May 5th~Joke

A letter to Tide detergent

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! One evening about a month ago, while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem and how expensive the blouse was. Well, one thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse, as well.

I tried to get the stains out using the bargain brand detergent my cheap husband bought, but they just wouldn't come out. I went to the local convenience store and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the forensic DNA tests were all negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product!

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Sincerely,

Recently Widowed

[katcarasella]

[B]~Tuesday~May 6tWhat Does Love Mean???

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." ...Chris - age 7 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." ...Mary Ann - age 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." ...Lauren - age 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." ...Karen - age 7

[DianaB]

Those are funny, Kat!! I especially liked the Tide detergent one!!! Very funny!!!

[Janet]

Originally Posted by katcarasella

~Monday~May 5th~Joke

A letter to Tide detergent

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! One evening about a month ago, while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem and how expensive the blouse was. Well, one thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse, as well.

I tried to get the stains out using the bargain brand detergent my cheap husband bought, but they just wouldn't come out. I went to the local convenience store and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the forensic DNA tests were all negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product!

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Sincerely,

Recently Widowed

I really like this one!!!!

[AngieDoogles]

Originally Posted by katcarasella

~Monday~May 5th~Joke

A letter to Tide detergent

Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! One evening about a month ago, while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem and how expensive the blouse was. Well, one thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse, as well.

I tried to get the stains out using the bargain brand detergent my cheap husband bought, but they just wouldn't come out. I went to the local convenience store and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the forensic DNA tests were all negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product!

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Sincerely,

Recently Widowed

LOLOLOL!

[teri88]

OMG(osh) oh, that really cracked me up! Can't wait to share that one with everyone I know!

[Chandra Amaya]

wow the tide is great! and the love is just adorable. Some times it takes a child's eye to make us remember.

[katcarasella]

~Friday~May 9th~Joke~

An old couple were sitting in church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her. She leaned across to her husband and whispered,
"I've just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He said,"I think you should get batteries for your hearing aid."


An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.
"You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home."
"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'
"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner. Now I do it in ten..."

[DianaB]

I like the jokes you come up with, Kat! These are really cute!!!!