Funny Quote for the Day.

katcarasella · 05-08-2008, 06:50 PM

~Friday~May 9th~Quotes~Jean Kerr

"Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent."

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation."

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. ... What do you want-an adorable pancreas?"

goofywife · 05-08-2008, 07:28 PM

Its not Friday yet! Now you have to come up with another one

Quote:

Originally Posted by katcarasella

~Friday~May 9th~Quotes~Jean Kerr

"Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent."

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation."

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. ... What do you want-an adorable pancreas?"

katcarasella · 05-08-2008, 09:15 PM

O.K. Michelle it's Friday now, how's this just for you???

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
~ Jimmy Durante ~

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
~ Mickey Rooney ~

"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues."
~ Helen Rowland ~

"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."
~ Roseanne Barr ~

Janet · 05-09-2008, 05:26 AM

Those were funny Kat!!

katcarasella · 05-09-2008, 08:08 PM

~Saturday~May 10th~Quotes

Roseanne Barr Quotes:

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

Janet · 05-10-2008, 02:33 AM

Roseanne is one of my favorites. I still love watching her reruns.

teri88 · 05-10-2008, 10:55 AM

Me too! My daughter and I love to watch the old reruns and we just howl with laughter!

05-08-2008, 06:50 PM	#1
katcarasella KAT'S KRAZY KORNER Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,031	~Friday~May 9th~Quotes~Jean Kerr "Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent." If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." "I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. ... What do you want-an adorable pancreas?" __________________ A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Kat

05-08-2008, 09:15 PM	#3
katcarasella KAT'S KRAZY KORNER Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,031	O.K. Michelle it's Friday now, how's this just for you??? "My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." ~ Jimmy Durante ~ "Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." ~ Mickey Rooney ~ "In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues." ~ Helen Rowland ~ "My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact." ~ Roseanne Barr ~ __________________ A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Kat

05-09-2008, 05:26 AM	#4
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,625	Those were funny Kat!! __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

05-09-2008, 08:08 PM	#5
katcarasella KAT'S KRAZY KORNER Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,031	~Saturday~May 10th~Quotes Roseanne Barr Quotes: A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. Excuse the mess but we live here. Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them. I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life. I was completely nuts for most of my life. It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect. Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with. __________________ A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. Kat

05-10-2008, 02:33 AM	#6
Janet Moderator Donating 4WT 18K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: INDIANA Posts: 21,625	Roseanne is one of my favorites. I still love watching her reruns. __________________ To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. ECCLESIASTES 3:1

05-10-2008, 10:55 AM	#7
teri88 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 808	Me too! My daughter and I love to watch the old reruns and we just howl with laughter! __________________ TERI Of course I'm in shape. Isn't round a shape?

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