Greatest fashion faux pas

[Kimberley]

I never saw such grossness until I moved to south texas. Women down here wear the tightest clothes they can find whether or not they have the body for it. My mother taught me to cover what I have and even when I was a skinny minnie, I always wore conservative clothes.

Another thing I don't understand is pregnant women that wear LOW cut tops that are skin tight. I'm sure that they are feeling sensual while being pregnant but please...shirts that are so tight your once innie is now and outie. Not cute.

Also, these same women that dress so trashy are carrying around these OBVIOUSLY fake name brand purses. Uh, HELLO!!! Was that an eBay special?

Or sandals...they were these cute sandals and their nail polish is chipped, they've got enough calluses on their feet, they could scrape paint off of metal. Hey, if you're going to wear sandals, please make sure your feet look attractive.

[Kimberley]

Oh, another thing. We go to Garner State Park every year for vacation. Larger women should NOT wear two piece thong bathing suits. Hell, even skinny women should cover what they have but it's just not appealing to see.

Or, women that obviously need a breast lift and they wear two piece bathing suits and the tops DON'T have an underwire and their once perky breast are hanging down to their waist line. To me, that's just gross.

Over the past couple of years, my once perky (paid for) breastesess are not quite so perky. You won't catch me dead without an underwire. Get some help for these boulders, ladies! It's NOT attractive!