Prison vs. Work

[Janet]

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 8x10 cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 68 cubicle.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get rewrded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card & unlock doors & open them yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for wtchng TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you can't even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to to to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your time looking through the bars from the inside and wanting out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK they are called managers.